Not everyone can afford or wants to pack up their green, gold, and purple costumes, grab a jacket with plenty of bead-space, and bring their spare liver to New Orleans. Fortunately, most localities provide some Fat Tuesday celebrations, for drinkers and non-drinkers alike. If you live in the Austin, Texas area, I’ve got a few possible ways to revel around the area (no matter what your speed):

How to Celebrate Mardi Gras in Austin